link TIL that pilot and co-pilot of a plane eat different meals for meal service in case of food poisoning

Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna


The "Airplane!" Rule.


This is simply untrue.

Source: am a flight attendant who serves said pilots meals


Every passenger who had fish for dinner, will become violently ill in the next half hour. It's extremely serious.

It starts with a slight fever, dryness of the throat.

As the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy. He begins to experience an itching, a rash.

From there, the poison goes to work on the central nervous system. Causing severe muscle spasms. Followed by the inevitable drooling.

At this point, the entire digestive system collapses. Accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence.

Until, finally, the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering, wasted piece of jelly.


Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.


The survival of everyone on board depends on just one thing: finding someone on board who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner.


Came here for the “Airplane!” jokes.


Cutty say he can't hang!


The salmon mousse!


The joke is that there are actually three pilots; the pilot, co-pilot, and autopilot.

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